Blog Entries:
Movie and Book Reviews
The Secret Lives of Bees with Queen Latifa and Dakota Fanning is Sad and Spectacular
Award Winning Slumdog Millionaire is One of the Best Movies of the Year
Nicholas Cage Makes One of His Worst Movies Yet with “Bangkok Dangerous”
Bride Wars with Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway is Cute but Predictable
You Suck, A Love Story, by Christopher Moore, Though Funny, Isn’t His Best
Sex and War, by Potts and Hayden, is a Fascinating Look at the Biological Bases of War
Shia LeBeouf and Billy Bob Thornton are Great in Eagle Eye
Brad Pitt Gives a Great Performance in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vauhn Have Fun in Four Christmases
Linda Bacon’s Health at Every Size is a Life-Changing Experience about Weight, Food and Life
James Bond Quantum of Solace with Daniel Craig is Dark and Awesome
The Late Michael Crichton’s Next, Though Politically Charged, Is Not His Best
Leonardo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe are Excellent in Ridley Scott’s Body of Lies
Sean William Scott and Paul Rudd are Awesome in the Consistently Hilarious Role Models
My Best Friend's Girl, with Dane Cook and Kate Hudson is Great Laughs and Silly Antics
Tina Fey’s Baby Mama, Starring Amy Poehler, is Pretty Funny
Irvine Welsh's Glue, Though Long, is a Fascinating Character Piece
Chuck Palahniuk's Rant is Classically Twisted and Testimony to a Fascinating Mind
Rogen and Franco Do a Great Job in the Bizarre and Twisted Pineapple Express
Mummy III, Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, with Frasier and Jet Li Lives up to First Two
Movie Reviews Rehashed - Links to Everything I've Reviewed
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly's Step Brothers Proves Surprisingly Funny and Filled with One-Liners
Mamma Mia!, as Reviewed by Lisa, Receives Wonderful Accolades for Spirit and Fun
My Movie Forecast for the Remainder of the Summer
Batman - Nolan’s Dark Knight, with Bale, Ledger, and Caine, is Nothing Short of Sensational
Guillermo del Toro’s Hellboy 2: Ron Pearlman is Bigger, Badder and More Entertaining than Ever
Wanted: Action-Packed but Something’s Wanting
Preparing for Bale’s Batman and Ledger’s Joker
Will Smith's, Hancock, a Mixture of Mood-Muddling and Action-Adventure, Comes Out Pleasing Audiences
Nolan's New Batman Film, Dark Knight, Pre-Selling Out
Get Smart: Savvy, Sophisticated and Good Old Fashioned Fun
The Incredible Hulk: Not Incredible but Entertaining
Shyamalan’s The Happening Sucks Donkey Balls
Movie Review: What Happens in Vegas
Indiana Jones, cont. but really about Sex and the City
Indiana Jones and the Temple of something something - plus Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls
Lakeview Terrace with Samuel L. Jackson is Not As Bad As I’d Have Thought
Book Recommendation: The Book (yes, that's right - the Bible)
Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls
Bride Wars - 5
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - 7.5
Four Christmases - 5
Quantum of Solace - 8
Body of Lies - 7
Role Models - 8
My Best Friend’s Girl - 7.5
Tropic Thunder - 8
Pineapple Express - 8
Mummy III - 5.5
Step Brothers - 7
Batman - 10
Hellboy II - 8
Wanted - 5
Hancock - 7
Get Smart - 8
The Incredible Hulk - 6
The Happening - 1
What Happens in Vegas - 7
Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull - 7.5
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