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101

102 - Cartman Beefs Up to Be on TV with Kathy Lee Gifford in South Park Episode 102, “Weight Gain 4000″

103 - Skuzzlebutt Saves the Boys in “Volcano,” South Park Episode 103

104

105 - An Evil Stan is Engineered in South Park Episode 105, “An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig” AND “An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig,” South Park Episode 105, Teaches about Family Love

106

107 - South Park is Overrun by Zombies and Chef Goes Michael Jackson in “Pink Eye,” Episode 107

108 - "Damien," episode 108 of South Park is Rife with Theological Jokes and a Battle between Satan and Jesus

109 - Tekko Watch, Sally Struthers and Starvin’ Marvin Come to South Park episode 109, “Starvin’ Marvin”

110 - Mr. Hankey Saves Kyle and Christmas in the First South Park Christmas Episode, 110, "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo"

111 - South Park episode 111, “Tom’s Rhinoplasty,” Shows Lesbian in Leather with Silver Cross

112

113 - "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut," is South Park Episode 113


201 - April Fools! Trey Parker and Matt Stone Yelled with “Terrance and Phillip in ‘Not Without My Anus,’” South Park Episode 201

202

203 - Chicken Sex Leads to Literacy in South Park Episode 203, “Chickenlover”

204

205 - A Dead Jiggling Baby Fetus Adorns the Nurse in "Conjoined Fetus Lady," South Park Episode 205

206 - Jesus Teaches about the Importance of Honesty in South Park Episode 206, “The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka”

207 - The South Park Children Are Trapped on a Bus on a Cliff in Episode 207, “City on the Edge of Forever”

208 - The Biggest Snake Ever Destroys the U.S. in South Park Episode 208 “Summer Sucks”

209 - Mr. Hankey and the Sundance Film Festival Come to South Park in episode 209, “Chef’s Salty Chocolate Balls”

210 - The South Park Parents Give Their Boys Chickenpox and the Boys Give Their Parents Herpes in Episode 210, “Chickenpox”

211 - Mind Control at the South Park Planetarium in “Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods” Episode 211

212 - Love is in the Air in “Clubhouses,” South Park Episode 212, When the Boys Go For It in Truth or Dare

213

214 - "Chef Aid" is South Park's Benefit Concert for the Beloved Chef, Episode 214

215 - An Evil World is Opened and a Good Cartman Comes Through in South Park Episode 215, “Spooky Fish”

216

217 - Tweak’s Underpants are Getting Stolen and the Boys Take on Big Business and Harbucks in “Gnomes,” South Park Episode 217

218 - Stan and Kyle Fight Over Gorack in South Park Episode 218, “Prehistoric Ice Man”


301

302

303 - Chef Gets Taken Away By a Succubus in Episode 303

304 - Tweek and Craig battle in "Tweek vs. Craig," South Park episode 304

305

306 - “Sexual Harassment Panda” is South Park episode 306

307 - South Park Episode 307 Has an Exciting “Cat Orgy”

308 - Cult Mayhem is Upon Us During a Meteor Shower in South Park Episode 308, “Two Guys Naked in a Hottub”

309

310 - South Park episode 310, “Chinpokomon,” Teaches of Fads and Japanese Endowments

311 - "Starvin Marvin in Space" - An Excellent South Park Episode about Missionaries and Truly Helping Others; OR READ Missionaries, the Bible and Conservative Christianity are all Parts of South Park Episode 311, “Starvin’ Marvin in Space”

312 - Korn Stops Father Maxi From Ruining Halloween in South Episode 312, “Korn’s Groovy Pirate Mystery”

313 - In South Park Episode 313, “Hooked On Monkey Phonics,” Kyle Falls in Love with a Homeschooled Girl

314 - Cartman Brings the South to Victory in a Civil War Reenactment in South Park Episode 314, “Red Badge of Gayness”

315 - South Park Sings, Dances, Offends and Celebrates in Episode 315, "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"

316

317 - Mr. Garrison’s Dad Finally Molests Him As the Boys Make the Country Shit Its Pants in South Park Episode 317, “The Brown Noise”


401

402 - In South Park episode 402, “Tooth Fairy Tats 2000,” Kyle Has an Existential Crisis

403 - Janet Reno is the Easter Bunny, South Park, episode 403

404 - Tonight’s South Park Episode: Timmy 2000

405 - South Park Episode 405, “Pip,” is Pip’s Very Own Episode About His Sad Life in England

406

407 - "Cherokee Hair Tampons" and Miss Information Teach about Western Fetishization of the East

408 - One of My Favorite South Park Episodes: “Chef Goes Nanners” (408)

409 - Cartman is Ordained by God in “Something You Can Do with Your Finger,” South Park Episode 409; or South Park Tonight: Fingerbanging and Negroplasties

410 - Cartman Takes to the Pulpit in "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?"

411 - "Probably," episode 411, Concludes Cartman's Church Starting and Satan's Love-Battle with Saddam Hussein

412 - In “Fourth Grade,” South Park Teaches of the Value of Moving Forward in Life

413 - Cartman’s “Trapper Keeper” Will Destroy the Universe in South Park Episode 413

414 - A Thanksgiving Play Extravaganza with Timmy and Turkeys in South Park Episode 414, “Helen Keller the Musical”

415

416 - The M-Word Puts All the Parents in Jail in "Whacky Molestation Adventure," South Park episode 416

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501

502 - Curse Words Bring Plagues in South Park Episode 502 “It Hits the Fan”

503 - In "Cripple Fight!" South Park 503, The Boys Help Big Gay Al Stay in Scouts and Timmy and Jimmy Battle for Best Handicapped Kid

504

505 - South Park and Global Warming: tonight’s episode, “Terrance and Phillip Behind the Blow” (505)

506 - Kyle Stops Believing in God in South Park Episode 506, “Cartmanland”

507 - In “Proper Condom Use,” (507) South Park Has Mr. Garrison and Mr. Mackey Teaching Sex-Ed

508 - “Wanna Get High,” Asks Everyone’s Favorite Towel, in South Park episode 508, “Towelie”

509 - The Boys Return a Goat to Afghanistan and Discover that “Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants,” in South Park Episode 509

510 - Kenny and Cartman Reunite Ben Affleck and His Butt-Head Parents in South Park Episode 510, “How to Eat with Your Butt”

511 - Kyle’s Cousin Comes to Town and Mr. Garrison Solves the Airline Problems in South Park Episode 511, “The Entity”

512 - Token’s Invitation to Richers Upsets the South Park Status Quo in Episode 512, “Here Comes the Neighborhood”

513 - Cartman Tries to Use Stem Cell Research to Save Kenny in South Park Episode 513, “Kenny Dies”

514


601 - Butters Puts Balls on His Chin and Goes on Maury Povich in Episode 601, “Freak Strike”

602 - AIDS is Finally Funny After 23 Years in South Park Episode 602, “Jared Has Aides”

603

604 - The Boys Yearn for Fart Jokes with “The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer,” South Park Episode 604

605 - The Boys Rescue Baby Cows and Stan Becomes a Vegetarian in South Park Episode 605, “Fun with Veal”

606 - Butters’ Evil Side is Unleashed When the Boys Fire Him as Their Friend in Episode 606, “Professor Chaos”

607 - “The Simpsons Already Did It,” South Park Episode 607, Has Butters Going Nuts and Cartman Worshipped by Sea-People

608 - In "Red Hot Catholic Love," Father Maxi Saves the Vatican and Catholicism

609 - South Park Tonight - Two Episode Wednesdays (609 & 1206)

610 - The Boys Battle Over Bebe’s Budding Breasts in South Park episode 610, “Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society”

611 - Mongolians and City Wok are All a Part of South Park episode 611, “Child Abduction is Not Funny”

612 - The Boys Build a “Ladder to Heaven” to Find Kenny and Claim Candy in South Park Episode 612

613 - South Park Episode 613 is “The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers”

614 - In “The Death Camp of Tolerance” the South Park Boys Learn to Be Tolerant of Gays - Really Gays

615 - “The Biggest Douche in the Universe” Knocks John Edwards and Being a Phony

616 - "My Future Self and Me" (616) is Why I Don't Take Drugs

617 - Santa Goes to Iraq and Jesus Dies in an Amazing South Park Christmas Episode, "Red Sleigh Down," (617)


701 - “I’m a Little Bit Country,” 701, is South Park’s Episode about War

702

703 - Kyle Feels Guilty After the Boys TP the Art Teacher’s House in “Toilet Paper,” South Park, 703

704 - South Park Episode 704, “Canceled,” Tackles Great Jewish Stereotypes

705 - “Fat Butt and Pancake Head” (0705) Encapsulates My Hatred of Ben Affleck

706 - Playing Police Gets Out of Control in South Park Episode 706, “Lil’ Crime Stoppers”

707 - Indians (Native Americans, Please!) Want to Destroy South Park with a Casino Super-Highway in Episode 707, “Red Man’s Greed”

708

709

710 - Old People Are Murdering and Father Maxi Speaks of God in South Park Episode 710, “Grey Dawn”

711

712 - “All About Mormons” (712) Is South Park’s Explanation of Joseph Smith and Mormonism

713 - Rob Reiner Tries to End Smoking in Colorado in South Park Episode 713, “Butt Out”

714

715 - Ike Broflovski is Take to Saddam Hussein's Canada in South Park Episode 715, "Christmas in Canada"


801 - The Boys Buy Weapons, Put a Ninja-star in Butters’ Eye and Walk Around Naked in “Good Times with Weapons,” South Park Episode 801

802 - Cartman Becomes "Awesome-O," Butters Robot Pal, in Episode 802

803

804

805 - Stan Dances His Heart Out in “You Got F’d in the A” South Park Episode 805

806 - South Park Episode 806, “Goobacks” Teaches the Lessons of Saving the Future

807 - Michael Jackson Comes to South Park in Episode 807, “Mr. Jefferson”

808 - What Are We Really Voting for This Election Season, Asks "Douche and Turd," episode 808 of South Park

809 - “Something Wall-Mart Comes This Way,” South Park 809, Teaches That We Are the Soul of Wal-Mart

810 - In “Preschool,” South Park Episode 810, The Boys Cripple a Teacher While Playing Firemen

811 - The Boys Uncover the Cough Syrup Conspiracy in South Park Episode 811, “Quest for Ratings”

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813

814 - Satanic Forest Creatures Try To Bring the AntiChrist in South Park Episode 814, "Woodland Critter Christmas"


901 - South Park Tonight: Fingerbanging and Negroplasties

902 - Cartman saves South Park from Phish and Hippy Hell in "Die Hippie, Die" (902)

903 - The Boys Become Talent Agents in “Wing” Episode 903

904 - Kenny Saves Heaven from Satan During a Right to Life Debate in South Park Episode 904, “Best Friends Forever”

905 - “The Losing Edge” Touches on the Stereotype of Jews and Sports

906

907 - Jimmy Puts His Boner in a Hooker to Save His Comedy Act in South Park Episode 907, “Erection Day”

908

909 - Butters Accuses the Girls of Witchcraft in South Park episode 909, “Marjorine”

910 - South Park’s “Follow That Egg” Legalizes Gay Marriage

911

912 - “Trapped in the Closet,” is South Park’s Big Shot at Scientology

913 - The Boys Rescue Willzyx in South Park Episode 913, “Free Willzyx”

914 - "Bloody Mary," episode 914, Demonstrates South Park's Tasteful Humor


1001 - "The Return of Chef" is an Incredible Episode about Scientology's Evil

1002 - George Clooney’s Smug and South Park’s Hybrid Smug Create the Ultimate Smug Storm in “Smug Alert,” South Park Episode 1002

1003 - South Park’s Most Self-Reflective Episode, “Cartoon Wars (1),” Episode 1003, Speak of Muslims, Terrorism and Free Speech

1004 - The Second Part of the Amazing South Park episodes, “Cartoon Wars,” (1004) Teaches About the Power of Terrorism

1005 - Oprah’s Vagina Goes Crazy in “A Million Little Fibers,” South Park Episode 1005

1006 - Al Gore and Global Warming Lambasted in “Manbearpig,” South Park episode 1006

1007

1008 - South Park Episode 1008 is “Make Love Not Warcraft”

1009 - The 9/11 Conspiracy is Finally Revealed in "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce," South Park episode 1009

1010 - Ike Broflovski Does His Teacher and Cartman is the Dawg in South Park Episode 1010, “Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy”

1011 - Satan Throws the Ultimate Halloween Bash in South Park Episode 1011, “Hell on Earth”

1012 - "Go God Go XII" is South Park episode 1012 and Cartman's Headed to the Future

1013 - Cartman Ends Atheism in the Future in “Go God Go XII” South Park Episode 1013

1014 - Does God Want Cancer Ridden Nelson to Die in South Park Episode 1014, “Stanley’s Cup”?


1101 - Randy Says the N-Word on National Television in South Park Episode 1101, “With Apologies to Jesse Jackson”

1102 - On “Cartman Sucks,” episode 1102, We Learn to Pray the Gay Away

1103

1104 - “The Snuke,” is South Park episode 1104: Eruption in Hilary Clinton

1105 - Jesus Returns in “Fantastic Easter Special” and the True Secrets Behind the Papacy and Vatican are Revealed

1106 - “D-Yikes!” has Mrs. Garrison Being a Lesbian - Confused Sexuality? I Think So

1107 - "Night of the Living Homeless," South Park Episode 1107, Pisses Me Off

1108 - In “Le Petit Tourette,” South Park 1108, Cartman Admits to Gay Childhood

1109 - Emmy-Award Winning South Park Gives Us “More Crap”

1110 - “Imaginationland,” South Park’s Epic Trilogy about Real v. Imaginary Things, Begins Here

1111 - Part II of the Imaginationland Trilogy Asks, Will We Nuke Our Imaginations?

1112 - Imaginationland Trilogy Ends with Episode 1112

1113 - Stan and Kyle are Guitar Hero Winners on South Park episode 1113, “Guitar Queer-O”

1114 - Find Out the Scandal Behind Why Kyle is the Most Untouchable Boy at South Park Elementary in “The List,” Episode 1114


1201 - In Tonsil Trouble, South Park Episode 1201, Cartman Gives Kyle AIDS and They Discover a Cure Together

1202 - The Truth Behind the Fame of Britney Spears is Revealed in South Park Episode 1202, “Britney’s New Look”

1203 - Cheesing - Getting High from Cat Piss - Is the Latest Drug Craze in South Park Episode 1203, “Major Boobage”

1204 - “Canada on Strike” (1204) is South Park’s Jab at the Hollywood Strike…and Canada

1205

1206 - South Park Tonight - Two Episode Wednesdays (609 & 1206)

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1208 - South Park Episode 1208, "Cartman's Rough Ride," Grapples with the Rape of Indiana Jones and Chinese Power

1209 - Cartman and Wendy Battle it Out in South Park Episode 1209, "Breast Cancer Show Ever"

1210 - Peruvian Pan Flute Bands Are Taken, Distraction Comes, and Government Conspiracy Abounds in South Park Episode 1210, "Pandemic"

1211 - Homeland Security, Guinea Pirates, and Craig as the Savior of Mankind All Grace "Pandemic 2 - The Startling," South Park's Newest Episode (1211)

1212 - The Obama and McCain Election was a Front to Steal the Hope Diamond in "About Last Night," South Park Episode 1212

1213 - South Park Mocks High School Musical with Briden Queermo and His Singing, Dancing and Slapping Dad in Episode 1213, "Elementary School Musical"

1214 - Butters Goes Native and Vampires and Goths Battle in South Park Episode 1214, “The Ungroundable”

 

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